Tire Tinker Pillows

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Music producers.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Technology and literature

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

Quantum Mechanics.

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'