Turbine Tinkerer Pillows

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Waiting for retirement.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'