Turbine Tinkerer Mugs

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Waiting for retirement.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

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