Tank Tinkerer Mugs

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Go with what flow? We live in an aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Gadget geek.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Fixing the Computer.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Guide to Carpentry Fish