Tank Tinkerer Gifts

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Go with what flow? We live in an aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Fixing the Computer.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.