Title Tinkerer Gifts

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'Maybe writing isn't your field, Orville. You've been stuck for a week on the title of your novel.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'I'm the new tsar tsar. My job is to decide what jobs we can put the word 'tsar' after.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'