Title Tinkerer Mugs

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Maybe writing isn't your field, Orville. You've been stuck for a week on the title of your novel.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Publisher. We look the book, Mr. London --- But could we title it "The Call of the Wild" instead of "The Call of Nature"?

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

Publishing Co. It's a great story, Mr. Andersen, but perhaps calling it "The Emperor's Nude Clothes" gives away too much.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'I'm the new tsar tsar. My job is to decide what jobs we can put the word 'tsar' after.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Gadget geek.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Bicycle sat nav.