Tire Trouble-tackler Gifts

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Deflator mouse

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Try rebooting.'

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

Formula One soccer

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

'Say, aren't you the cop who gave me a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 mile per hour zone?'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'All your tires HAD plenty of air in them.'

"Enough with the wisecracks. Just send the truck."

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

"Bu**er!"

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

I'll have a dismissal of the case against my client, and get yourself something nice. Maybe some whitewalls.