Tire Trouble Tracker Gifts

Deflator mouse

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'computer says no.....el!'

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

Formula One soccer

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

Confused Tourists