Tire Trouble Tracker T-Shirts

Deflator mouse

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"No internet connection"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'computer says no.....el!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Formula One soccer

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?