Flat Tire Detective T-Shirts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Deflator mouse

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Office of the PR of the United States

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Formula One soccer

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

'It's flooded.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Police man stopping a limo.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

'I could have won, but my jockey kept pulling me back: Something fishy went on in that race!'

'In case of an emergency brake.'

'All your tires HAD plenty of air in them.'

"Enough with the wisecracks. Just send the truck."

"Bu**er!"

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.