Flat Tire Sleuth Gifts

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Deflator mouse

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Dog got your clog?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Top Secret

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Formula One soccer

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Snowman Murder

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

'There's your leak.'

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

A man is eating soup in a restaurant and there's a zipper in his food - 'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

"Bu**er!"

"Enough with the wisecracks. Just send the truck."

'All your tires HAD plenty of air in them.'

"Unfortunately, sales have been flat."

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

I'll have a dismissal of the case against my client, and get yourself something nice. Maybe some whitewalls.

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.

"If you want to work here, you're going to have to dress in business-a-tire."

"What do you reckon - yard sale, illegal dump or eviction?"