Engine Sleuth Gifts

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Cow outboard engine

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'So, hows the ullage?'

Car surrenders.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

You're being watched.

Say ahhhh.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."