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'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Cow outboard engine

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

Biker and Cyclist.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Car surrenders.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'So, hows the ullage?'

"You still working on your car?"

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

You're being watched.

Say ahhhh.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'