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"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'When I finish looking here I'll give you a list of what I need.'

School for Motor Mechanics "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"We did everything modern science could do, but there are some things we just haven't learned."

'There're 4 guys working on the car. They won't let me watch so as not to distract them, and they're still not done.'

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

Garage Mechanic.

'So, hows the ullage?'

"Yep, flooded."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Vineyard

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The Elephant in the Womb

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."