Search Engine Explorer T-Shirts

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Obsession with the Internet.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Body Systems

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

Computer Life

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Computer spying.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.