Security Explorer T-Shirts

"Hi Iris! You alright love?...How's your hip?"

Robotic Man

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Early Programmers.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Nuclear Security Summit

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'