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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Body Systems

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Computer Life

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."