Online Security Explorer Prints

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Body Systems

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'