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'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

This is your brain on cartoons

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

A spy

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."