Software Explorer T-Shirts

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Robotic Man

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'