Software Explorer Mugs

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

'Don't forget the apps!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Robotic Man

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"