Search Engine Explorer Mugs

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Obsession with the Internet.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Computer Life

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Body Systems

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Computer spying.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.