Electronics Explorer T-Shirts

'The sixty inch comes with our exclusive hide away plan.You're welcome to hide away here until your wife calms down.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Consumer care and technologies

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Robotic Man

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Connected to Technology.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Early Programmers.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Information Tightrope.

Entomology Reference

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I'd like to make a return."

The Hybrid