Engine Detective T-Shirts

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'