Engine Detective Gifts

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Cow outboard engine

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'