Flat Tire Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that embodies the 'Flat Tire Philosopher'? Explore our creative collection that combines humor, wisdom, and a touch of wit. Perfect for anyone who appreciates life’s unexpected setbacks with a philosophical twist. Whether it's a mug to brighten their morning, a t-shirt to wear their wisdom, a pillow for reflective comfort, or a print to inspire, these unique items celebrate the art of pondering life's flat tires with humor.

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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Critical Ethanol report

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'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.' mockup

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

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'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.' mockup

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

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'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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Chicken: the one-man show

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.' mockup

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

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'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.' mockup

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

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A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

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A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

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Fuels paradise.

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Traffic Lights Medicine

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'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.' mockup

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

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'Existential truckstop'

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The oil crisis.

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An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem. mockup

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

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"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed." mockup

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today. mockup

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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The Globe

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A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth. mockup

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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The End.

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Hell's Ethics

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"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00. mockup

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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Flatlas

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Thoughts in Traffic

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Let Go and Let God

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'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

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Tunnel of Life

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"With all of the long lines because of road repair, this car idles the best.

"With all of the long lines because of road repair, this car idles the best. mockup

"With all of the long lines because of road repair, this car idles the best.

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This lane reserved for average persons only.

This lane reserved for average persons only. mockup

This lane reserved for average persons only.

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Flat Tire Philosopher Gifts Collection

Flat Tire Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the 'Flat Tire Philosopher' for mornings filled with humor and wisdom.

Flat Tire Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows inspired by the 'Flat Tire Philosopher'—a witty addition to any thoughtful space.

Flat Tire Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring prints celebrating the 'Flat Tire Philosopher', bringing humor and philosophy into your home decor.

Flat Tire Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our 'Flat Tire Philosopher' t-shirts—perfect for wearing your thoughts and humorous outlook on life's unexpected stops.