Flat World Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a flat world theorist? Delight their curiosity with witty and insightful products that playfully question the shape of our planet. Perfect for thinkers, skeptics, and anyone passionate about exploring unconventional ideas. These items make engaging conversation starters and thoughtful tokens that cherish their love for exploring alternative theories about the world.

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The Globe

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"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?" mockup

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

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"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates." mockup

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

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"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society." mockup

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

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Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden mockup

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

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'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.' mockup

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

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'I think that's always how it's been!' mockup

'I think that's always how it's been!'

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is." mockup

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

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'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.' mockup

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

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Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook. mockup

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

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'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.' mockup

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

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Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?" mockup

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

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"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

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