Flat Earth Society
Flat Earth Aficionado Gifts
Searching for a gift for the flat earth aficionado? Uncover a range of playful and thought-provoking products designed to entertain and inspire those who question the globe. Whether they're passionate about science, skepticism, or just love a good conspiracy theory joke, these gifts make a fun and clever statement. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, show you appreciate their unique perspective with gifts that challenge conventional thinking and encourage lively discussions.
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
dog vs UFO...
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
How Glaciations Begin
'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'
"You have reached the edge of town."
"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"
'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'
You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.
Area 51: The Inside Story
'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'
Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.
Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph
Ozone layer claims another victim.
"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."
Oil Spill
'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'
Surfing alien.
"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.
'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'
Save the Planet.
"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"
'I think that's always how it's been!'
User friendly soil.
'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'
"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."
Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.
Caring for the planet
"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."
The Future is Feminist
Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."
Flat Earth Aficionado Gifts Collection
Flat Earth Aficionado Mugs
Explore our full range of flat earth-themed mugs—ideal for skeptics, thinkers, and anyone who loves a good conspiracy joke.
Flat Earth Aficionado Pillows
Bring humor and personality to their space with flat earth-themed pillows—comfortable, amusing, and conversation-starting.
Flat Earth Aficionado Prints
Browse our flat earth prints—vibrant and playful art that celebrates curiosity and challenges the norm.
Flat Earth Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our flat earth-inspired t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for making a clever statement wherever they go.