Flat Earth Explorer Gifts

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Elevator Music

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"