Flat Earth Skeptic Gifts

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

"He thinks globally. But only in a flat earth sense."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"You have reached the edge of town."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

The Globe

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

First Cynic in Space

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

Flatlas.

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

Flatlas

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I met this woman. I fell madly in love with her, but just yesterday, I found out she believes the world is flat … Should I let that break us up? That depends, brother. Would you be happy not knowing whether she was into you because you're a great guy ... or because she thinks you're the mountain-master who pushes mountains up from the ground as she drives toward them, and sucks them back under as she drives away? Did I mention she'

Minion, it's come to my attention you've been talking about science to the customers. This will not do. My perusal of our customers' social media posts indicated that a growing number of them believe the earth is flat and science is lame. I don't want you saying anything that might insult the beliefs of this growing minority group. "Dumb" is not a minority. "Dumb" is a slur now, Rudy. The P.C. term is "Dingbat-American."

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

Flat Earth Society. We have members all over the world. We've gone global!

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

"It says here that the sun will 'explode in 10 billion years. . .'."