Flat Earth Debaters Gifts

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You have reached the edge of town."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

"So you can take it with you!"

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"

Flatlas

Flatlas.

Evolution

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I met this woman. I fell madly in love with her, but just yesterday, I found out she believes the world is flat … Should I let that break us up? That depends, brother. Would you be happy not knowing whether she was into you because you're a great guy ... or because she thinks you're the mountain-master who pushes mountains up from the ground as she drives toward them, and sucks them back under as she drives away? Did I mention she'

'Fracking well!'

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

'How were we to know oil would run out? We only sell the stuff.'

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."