Flat Earth Enthusiast Gifts

'I think that's always how it's been!'

The Flat Earth Society's Tour Bus

Flatlas.

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You have reached the edge of town."

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

How Glaciations Begin

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

Oil Spill

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Save the Planet.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

User friendly soil.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

Caring for the planet

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

The world at stake...

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

The Future is Feminist

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

"I'm afraid you have humans."

A misery of mole hills

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

Gluttony and Famine