Flat Earth Enthusiast Mugs

'I think that's always how it's been!'

The Flat Earth Society's Tour Bus

Flatlas.

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

How Glaciations Begin

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

Oil Spill

Save the Planet.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

User friendly soil.

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

The Future is Feminist

Caring for the planet

The world at stake...

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

"I'm afraid you have humans."

A misery of mole hills

Gluttony and Famine

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

Donald - Greta

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."