Flat Earth Fanatics Mugs

"I think you're looking for the Fat Girth Society down the hall."

Alien Assumption

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"You have reached the edge of town."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Flat pack sales assistant

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

"You're not from around here are you?"

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

A flat-pack cow.

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

Universal health care yes!

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Alien GPS

Flatlas.

Minion, it's come to my attention you've been talking about science to the customers. This will not do. My perusal of our customers' social media posts indicated that a growing number of them believe the earth is flat and science is lame. I don't want you saying anything that might insult the beliefs of this growing minority group. "Dumb" is not a minority. "Dumb" is a slur now, Rudy. The P.C. term is "Dingbat-American."