Flat Earth Fanatics Gifts

Alien Assumption

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

Flat pack sales assistant

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

"You're not from around here are you?"

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

A flat-pack cow.

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Universal health care yes!

Republican Earth Day

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Alien GPS

Flatlas

Flatlas.