Flat Earth Theorists Gifts

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

The Globe

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

Flatlas

Flatlas.

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

"We here at The Earth is Flat and Shapped Like a Cat Society not only believe that the earth is indeed flat but that it's also shaped like. . . well, a cat. . ."

"He thinks globally. But only in a flat earth sense."