Flat Earth Theories Gifts

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

The Globe

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Flatlas.

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

"If we are going to co-habit, then this is a list of my demands."

Flatlas

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

Flat Earth society Bus Trip