Flat Earth Gifts

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"You have reached the edge of town."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

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'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

"Oooooh, can we stop there? That's the one where they're super dumb and funny."

The Globe

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'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

'It's for you.'

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

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The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.