Flat Earth Believer Gifts

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Pyramid UFO...

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'...Water on Mars'

We are not alone!

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

The Globe

"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

"Isn't Bill going a little too green?"

Flatlas.

Flatlas

Alien disguised as a Recycling waste bin.