Flat Earth Pillows

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

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'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

The Globe

"Oooooh, can we stop there? That's the one where they're super dumb and funny."

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

#FridaysForFuture

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

'It's for you.'

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"I love our comfortable silences."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.