Flat Earth Theorist Pillows

Flatlas

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Cat scratch fever

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

The Globe

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

Flatlas.

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

"We here at The Earth is Flat and Shapped Like a Cat Society not only believe that the earth is indeed flat but that it's also shaped like. . . well, a cat. . ."

"He thinks globally. But only in a flat earth sense."

The Flat Earth Society's Tour Bus