Flat Earth Skeptic Pillows

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

"He thinks globally. But only in a flat earth sense."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

The Globe

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

First Cynic in Space

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

Flatlas

Flatlas.

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

"It says here that the sun will 'explode in 10 billion years. . .'."

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

Wary of the cloud

"We here at The Earth is Flat and Shapped Like a Cat Society not only believe that the earth is indeed flat but that it's also shaped like. . . well, a cat. . ."