Flat Earth Aficionado Pillows

Flat Earth Society

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

dog vs UFO...

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

How Glaciations Begin

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Oil Spill

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

Surfing alien.

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Save the Planet.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

User friendly soil.

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Caring for the planet

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

The Future is Feminist

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"