Flat-earth Follower Pillows

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Super Heroes.

Invisible clothes

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Drive-thru Church

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

The Fox and the Crow.

Vaping cigarette

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?