Start their day with a laugh using our flat-earth themed mugs—perfect for sparking conversations and showcasing their curiosity with wit and humor on every coffee break.
Minion, it's come to my attention you've been talking about science to the customers. This will not do. My perusal of our customers' social media posts indicated that a growing number of them believe the earth is flat and science is lame. I don't want you saying anything that might insult the beliefs of this growing minority group. "Dumb" is not a minority. "Dumb" is a slur now, Rudy. The P.C. term is "Dingbat-American."
"Houston, we have a problem."
'Are you made of sugar?'
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
Super Heroes.
Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward
Eldrow
Your enemy is defeated by Fate
"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"
The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.
Invisible clothes
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
Drive-thru Church
"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"
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Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty
"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."
"You have reached the edge of town."
"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."
"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"
"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."
"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"
'I think that's always how it's been!'
The Fox and the Crow.
"It's all good – but some of it is better."
Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley
Vaping cigarette
"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"
"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"
"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"
'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'
'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'
'Say, this is interesting.'
Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.
Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?
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