Fed Follower Pillows

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

All Natural Nothing

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

Invisible clothes

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

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Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Shares Nosedive

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Flu Drugs.