Fuel Follower Pillows

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Invisible clothes

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"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Fetching some fuel.

People of the Fall

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Self Service Island

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

The Fox and the Crow.

Vaping cigarette

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Say, this is interesting.'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'I just love these granite counters.'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

Crock-belting was the latest craze to catch-on with Ozzy youth!

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...