Fuel Fluctuation Follower Pillows

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

US Energy Needs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Gas prices up.

Self Service Island

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'What luck!'

Diesel Prices

Perpetual motion car

A fuel gauge hits empty

Oil Profits

Low oil prices.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Gas Prices

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Grades of booze

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Supreme Gas

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

"... I slow for petrol"