Fuel Fan Pillows

Fetching some fuel.

"I have two pump apps - one for shoes and one for gas."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Underwater on the Car

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

There's no real oil emergency...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Fire Backwards.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Prison Ships

Ducks crossing.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Car on bike.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

Cylinder Head